100 Episodes

  1. [Patreon Preview] Hard Die

    Published: 12/18/2025
  2. [Patreon Preview] Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... Part Two: Who's the Darkest Mirror of All?

    Published: 11/20/2025
  3. [Patreon Preview] Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... (100th Episode!)

    Published: 10/23/2025
  4. [UNLOCKED] C.B. the Cool-Baby

    Published: 10/22/2025
  5. [Patreon Preview] C.B. The Cool-Baby

    Published: 9/26/2025
  6. [Patreon Preview] The Nintendo Switch 3- Mootant Massacre

    Published: 5/27/2025
  7. [Patreon Preview] The Nintendo Switch 2- MmmBop

    Published: 4/25/2025
  8. [Patreon Preview] The Nintendo Switch- Part 1

    Published: 3/27/2025
  9. [Patreon Preview] The Voyager

    Published: 2/27/2025
  10. [Patreon Preview] Defending Your Holy Life

    Published: 1/30/2025
  11. [UNLOCKED] The Mysterious Matter of Ted Crount

    Published: 12/26/2024
  12. [Patreon Preview] Cube of Terror

    Published: 12/19/2024
  13. [Patreon Preview] The Ship Before Time

    Published: 11/26/2024
  14. [Patreon Preview] A Very Long Minute (With Ryan North)

    Published: 10/25/2024
  15. [Patreon Preview] The Mysterious Matter of Ted Crount

    Published: 9/26/2024
  16. [Patreon Preview] Walk Like an Ungyptian

    Published: 8/29/2024
  17. [Patreon Preview] Call Me Ugly

    Published: 7/26/2024
  18. [Patreon Preview] In Tealest Light

    Published: 6/27/2024
  19. Special Announcement from the OTTSS Crew

    Published: 5/30/2024
  20. Moon of the Cats

    Published: 5/30/2024

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Far beyond the frontier of civilized space, sails the starship the CSS Cavalier, manned by her strange and daring crew. Their destination? Adventure. Their cargo? Your dang ears. Their mission? Episodic science fiction comedy at the intersection of Star Trek, Douglas Adams, and the Marquis DeSade. From the same people who birthed unto you the blockbuster true-crime podcast Rude Tales of Magic comes a new and improvised sci-fi (science fiction) delight that has already been banned in most public schools and the Vatican.